– You get most of your news from TF1, even if you live in America.
– Offer red wine to a ten-year old, and they would prefer white, thank you.
– Calling somebody by his/her name implies that you know him/her pretty well.
– You feel that your kind of people aren’t being listened to enough in the government and the National Assembly
– realize that a street being marked as one-way should not stop you from getting a good parking spot.
– You are proud of the baguette française. If the baker near your home makes one which doesn’t suit your taste, you may buy your bread 10 miles away.
– you don’t bat an eye when champagne is served to a 10 year old by your host father.. at 11 o’clock in the morning.
– you forget when wine was categorized by grape varietals and realize that the reason Napa Valley wines are so inferior is because.. duh.. burgundy is in France and not California.
– you find creative ways to match your new scarf to your wardrobe.. then reduce your wardrobe to only the outfits that match with said scarf.. then stop changing clothes completely so that your scarf with always match perfectly. and rationalize all of this.
– You consider the Volkswagen Beetle to be a medium-sized car
– You make jokes about the Belgians
– You believe that the only rule for parking a car is that you do not block a driveway.
– for you any lunch has to be at least 4 courses, and include at least one glass of wine, or it should be considered as just having a snack.