A hairdresser and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from Seattle to LA. The lawyer persuades the lady to play a fun game with him, but she’s so tired and politely declines the offer saying she needs to take a nap. …
A man with 4 children heard an announcement on the radio that the Government would give all families with 5 children a welfare allowance of $50,000 per month to support the family.
Fearing he was about to lose out on a financial windfall, the man called his wife and sheepishly said “Honey, I must admit, erm… I have a child with my girlfriend so I’m going to bring him to come and live with us
A father passing by his teenage daughter’s bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was neat and tidy.
Then he saw an envelope propped up prominently on the center of the pillow. It was addressed “Dad”. With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands: –
Dear Dad,
A little boy came down for breakfast one morning and asked his grandma, “Where’s mom and dad?” to which she replied: “They’re up in bed.” The little boy started to giggle, ate his breakfast and went out to play. Then he came back in for lunch and asked his grandma, “Where’s mom and dad?” and she replied, “They’re still up in bed.” Again the little boy started to giggle, ate his lunch and went ou
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