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Don’t call to Jamaican Man

A Jamaican Rastaman went to the hospital for treatment on his badly burnt ears and the doctor asked him:

“How did you get your ears so badly burnt?”

PATIENT: I & I a iron mi shirt and one eddiat…

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Aladdin Jokes

Aladdin: Get me a fur coat.

Genie: What fur?

Aladdin: Fur to keep me warm, that’s what fur!

As a child, the wicked magician always wanted to saw people in half.

Was he an only child?

No, he had lots of half-brothers and sisters!

Do you know what’s inside Aladdin’s lamp?

It would take a genie-us to find out!

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Aladdin.

Aladdin who?

A lad in the street who

Short Jokes

Q. What does a wicked witch like to read in the newspaper?

A. Her horror scope!

Q. Why do dragons sleep all day?

A. So they can fight knights!

Q. Why was Cinderella such a lousy baseball player?

A. She had a pumpkin for a coach!

Q.Why did Cinderella get kicked off the baseball team?

A. She always ran away from the ball!

Q. Why were the giant’s fingers only eleven inches long?

A.

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Sherlock Holmes

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. As they lay down for the night, Holmes asked: “Watson, look up into the sky and tell me what you see”.

Watson said “I see millions and millions of stars”.

Holmes: “And what does that tell you?”

Watson: “Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Theologically, it tells me that