-she sent me a fax with a stamp on it

-she thought a quarterback was a refund

-she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order

-she thought meow mix was a record for cats

-under “education” on her job application,she put “Hooked On Phonics”

-she tried to drown a fish

-she tripped over a cordless phone

-she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said ‘concentrate’

-she pu

Two blondes were walking through the woods and they came to some tracks. The 1st blonde said,”These look like deer tracks,”and the other one said , ” No,they look like moose tracks”. They argued until the train hit them.

A blonde wanted to go ice fishing. She’d seen many books on the subject, and finally, after getting all the necessary “tools” together, she made for the nearest frozen lake.

After positioning her comfy footstool, she started to make a circular cut in the ice. Suddenly–from the sky–a voice boomed, “THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!”

Startled, the blonde moved further down the ice, poured a

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door to their Mercedes with a coat hanger. They tried and tried to get the door opened,but they couldn’t. The girl with the coat hanger stopped to catch her breath,and her friend said anxiously,”Hurry up! Its starting to rain and the top’s down!