One Liner Joke About Government
Don’t steal, don’t lie, and don’t cheat. The government hates competition.
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A Prescription
Doctor: “This medicine is from insomnia, this one is from nervous break-down, and also take this one from depression”.
Patient: “Thank you very much, doctor, but do you have any other medicine besides vodka?”
It Seems That…
It seems that England’s royal family is running out of money. They are down to just $1.6 million.
Well sure, that’s what happens when nobody in your family has had a job for the last thousand years.
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One Liner Joke: Like Communism
My love is like communism; everyone gets a share, and it’s only good in theory.
One Liner Joke: Work Not Much, But Hard
I work harder than God. If He had hired me, He would have made the world by Thursday.
When It Is The First Date
When It Is The First Date
Waiting For My Wedding Day
Waiting For My Wedding Day
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A Programmer Dies
A programmer dies and appears in front of the pearly gates. St Peter greeted him and looked through his list. He finds the programmer’s name in the list.
“It seems you have too many sins to be permitted into heaven. I’m sorry, but I have to send you to hell,” says St Peter to the programmer.
Why Aren’t You Married
One day Dave met his friend Joe by the corner cafe. The friend asked,
“Have you got married? asked Joe.
His Four Sons
Two friends are seating in a restaurant and speaking. The first asks,
“What are your sons’ professions?”
During The New Lockdown
During the lockdown, doctors said I could go to the market with just a mask and everything will be ok…
I felt so stupid… Others had clothes on them!
I’m A Lawyer
There was a man who couldn’t get a date. He went to a bar and asked this one guy how to get a date. The guy said,
“It’s simple. I just say I’m a lawyer.”
A Truck Driver
A truck driver drives into town and sees three people eating dinner. He asks the family who lived there,
“Hey Listen, can you tell me if there are black cows in this town?
The Baptized
A man went to church and decided to get baptized. The pastor dipped him thrice in the baptismal pool and said,
“You are baptized in the name of the Father, and of the Son and of the Holy Spirit. From now on you’ll be called Johnson, and you should never drink beer again.”
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HTML & HTML+CSS
HTML & HTML+CSS
The Subscriber Is Unavailable
A woman wanted to call her husband but understood that she was out of credit. She asked her son to use his phone and to call his daddy. After the boy had called, he came back and said that there was a lady that picked up daddy’s phone the three times he tried reaching dad on the mobile. Hearing this the woman got angry.
