During A Championship
A man was watching a football championship when somebody knocked on the door,
“Who is there?”
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The Neighbors
One day a little boy was digging a hole in his back yard.
The next-door neighbor spotted him and decided to talk to him.
“Hello my boy, what are you doing there?” he asked.
A Little Boy And His Father
A little boy was playing in the yard and suddenly killed a honeybee.
His father saw him killing the honeybee and said,
“Not any honey for one week!”
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About British Developers
About British Developers
Programmers Are Safe
Programmers Are Safe
That Moment When…
When someone asks how much is your salary in front of your wife
A Blonde Walked Into A Library
A blonde walked into a library, came up to the librarian, and started to yell,
“This book sucks! There are too many characters and the story makes no sense!”
A Man Goes To
A man goes to the secret police and says, “My talking parrot disappeared.”
“Why did you come here? Go to the regular police.”
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A Guy Walks Into A Bar…
A guy walks into a bar and asks for 10 shots of scotch. The bartender sets him up, and the guy takes the first shot in the row and pours it on the floor. He then takes the last shot in the row and does the same.
Magician Dad
I was so hungry and asked my father,
“Dad, could you make me a sandwich?”
Joke In Question And Answer Format
Question: “Is it possible to build Communism in a random capitalist country like, say, the Netherlands?”
Answer: “Of course it’s possible but what have the Netherlands ever done to you?”
Chukcha Bought A Refrigerator.
Chukcha bought a refrigerator.
— What do you need this fridge for? You live in Siberia.
The Worried Housewife’s Story
The worried housewife took the telephone when it rang and heard,
“How are you, darling? What kind of a day are you having?” asked someone.
The Doctor To The Patient
The Doctor to the patient, “I’ve got bad news for you – you’ve got cancer and Alzheimer’s”.
Patient: “Well, at least I don’t have cancer”
One Liner Joke: Russian Elections
The Russian elections are like when God set Eve in front of Adam and said, “Go and choose your wife.”
Me One Day Before The Deadline
Me One Day Before The Deadline
