UI and UX
UI vs UX
FunnyGuy
For anyone attending Stan Lee’s funeral…
For anyone attending Stan Lee’s funeral…
Make sure you stay after the ceremony is finished.
My grandpa’s favorite joke
Two guys are driving from Kansas to Maine and they drive by a sign for Worcester, MA. They both look at eachother and say, ‘how the hell do you pronounce that?” The driver says “War-chester”, the pas
What color is the wind?
What color is the wind?
Blew
Jokes to your email!
Cards reference
The teacher asked little Johnny if he knew his numbers.
“Yes,” he said. “My father taught me.”
“Good. What comes after three?”
“Four,” answered the boy.
“What comes after six?”
“Seven.
Programming Meme
Searching for the bug
Truth about COVID
COVID is bringing everyone a little closer to being Batman
Either you are wearing a mask or your parents are dead.
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A woman is having an affair during the day while her husband is at work
Her 8-year-old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch. The woman’s husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that the little bo
Measure twice and cut once…but…
Measure twice and cut once…but…
Covid Masks
Passenger: why should I have to wear a mask if yours works?
Driver: damn good point turns off headlights …
An Irish family lives on a farm
A poor Irish family lives on a farm and they rely on their single cow for income.
One morning, the father walks outside to find their cow dead.
“There is nothing that could help get us out of p
Did my fortune cookie just threaten me
Interesting cookie
Rules for Comma Usage
I went to the doctor’s recently. He told me, “Don’t eat anything fatty.”
Me: You mean like bacon and burgers?…
Doctor: No fatty. Don’t eat anything.
Family Business
I said to my friend: “I wish I was a billionaire, just like my dad…”
My friend said “Whoa, your dad was a billionaire?”
I said “no, he also wished he was…”
In 2020 Earth
In 2020, it has been confirmed that the Earth is neither flat nor round.
It’s fucked.
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Interviewer: “How do you explain the three year gap on your resume?”
Dave: “Oh! That was when I went to Yale!”
Interviewer: “Amazing! You’re hired!”
Dave: “Hurray! I got a yob!”
