10 Kinds Of People
There are only 10 kinds of people in this world_ those who know binary and those who don’t.
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Question And Answer
Question: How do construction workers party?
Answer: They raise the roof.
A Man Goes On A Trip
A man goes on a trip to Israel with his wife and his mother-in-law. His mother-in-law died at the hotel. The administration there told him, that they can organize her funeral there for free, as she died there, but to take her body to the US will cost 5,000 dollars.
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Lost In The Woods
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead got lost in the woods. Finally, they decide to make camp. Soon they become hungry and decide to hunt.
The brunette goes first and comes back with a rabbit. The blonde and redhead ask,
Your Wishes Will Come True
One day a Catholic priest announces at church,
“I will be in Rome next week. I will light a candle in Rome so that your wishes will come true.”
You Could Do Better
A son tells his father, “I have an imaginary girlfriend.”
The father sighs and says, “You know, you could do better.”
A Drunk Man Walks Into A Bar
A drunk man walks into a bar. He seats on a stool and asks the bartender for a drink. After a shot of whiskey, he asks the bartender,
“Did you know that humans eat more bananas than monkeys?”
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My Husband, Who Works In A Funeral Home
Early one morning, my husband, who works in a funeral home, woke me, complaining of severe abdominal pains. We rushed to the emergency room, where they gave him a series of tests to determine the source of the pain.
That Feeling…
When I wrote 15 lines of code without searching on Google
A Joke About A Politician
A politician visited a village after a storm. He met there with the leadership of the village and asked what their needs were.
“We have just two needs, sir,” replied the head of the village. “First, we have a hospital, but there’s no doctor.”
A Life Insurance
A boy was sitting with his grandfather in a hospital and he asked,
“Grandpa, why don’t you have a life insurance?”
Free Book Or Free WIFI
Free Book Or Free WIFI
In Front Of A Bar
It was hardly raining. This old man was standing in front of a bar, holding a stick, with a piece of string hanging in the water.
A young man, who was walking to the bar, stopped and asked him,
A Life Insurance
A boy was sitting with his grandfather in a hospital and he asked,
“Grandpa, why don’t you have a life insurance?”
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A Grocery Store
This man was very hungry. So he went to a 24-hour grocery store at the corner of the street. When he got there, a man was locking it.
“Hey, what are you doing?! There is a sign ‘open 24 hours’.”
