A Man Walks Into A Bar And Orders
A man walks into a bar and orders a shot of whiskey. Then one more and so on. The bartender asks,
“Why are you drinking so much?”
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Funny Two Liner Joke About A Programmer
A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep.
A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.
Try Deleting…
Try Deleting…
Funny Two Liner Joke
My granddad used to say, “As one door closes another one opens.”
Lovely man. Terrible cabinet maker.
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A Dying Programmer’s Last Program
A dying programmer’s last program
Birthday During COVID
Celebrating my b-day during COVID
A Short Funny Conversation
Two friends are speaking,
“Hitler really loved animals.”
Two Line Joke About Jews
What’s the difference between a jew and a pizza?
The pizza doesn’t scream when you put it in the oven.
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Two Liner Joke
My doctor wrote me a prescription for dailysex.
My girlfriend insists it’s for dyslexia.
This Guy Walks Into A Bar
This guy walks into a bar and asks for 1.4 root beers.
The bartender says, “I’ll have to charge you extra, that’s a root beer float”.
You Just Wait
My mother said, “You won’t amount to anything because you always procrastinate.”
I said, “Oh yeah… Just you wait.”
The Six Stages Of Debugging
The six stages of debugging
1. That can’t happen.
A Dark Joke
When I was a kid, I made a really big sandcastle with my grandma.
Unfortunately, that didn’t impress anyone at the cremation…
Joke With Four Engineers
Four engineers get into a car. The car won’t start.
The Mechanical engineer says “It’s a broken starter”.
Did You Know
A blond is talking to her boyfriend,
“Did you know, that 99.9% of the people are dumb!”
Two Blind Pilots Enter A Plane.
They have sunglasses and white sticks.
As the plane starts to move, the passengers are uncomfortable. The plane gains speed, but it stays on the ground. The remaining runway gets smaller and smaller, and the plane is rushing towards a fence.
