The cutest face, when…
The cutest face, when…
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That Moment When…
That Moment When…
Cute Puppy In A Bowl
Cute Puppy In A Bowl
Three Most Important People
God was looking down on the earth and decided everything was too messed up to let it continue. He decided giving an ultimatum to humans would do the trick, so he called up who he thought were the three most important people on earth to tell them. God called up Angela Merkel, Vladimir Putin, and Donald Trump and told them that unless they could make the world a perfect place in three days, he was going to kill everyone.
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Two Guys Are In A Hospital
Two guys sat in their hospital beds having a little chat.
Bush, Obama And Trump
After death, George Bush, Barack Obama and Donald Trump are going for an interview with God.
God asks Bush, “What do you believe in?”
A Pastor Asked For A Raise
A pastor’s wife was pregnant, and he asked his congregation for a pay raise… they took a vote, and decided that every time a pastor had a child, their pay would be increased…
…after the preacher’s 6th child, the congregation began to get uneasy about the pastor’s high pay rate. They met to have another vote…
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Caught in a Wind Storm
“A policeman noticed an old lady standing on a street corner during a sudden windstorm.
She was bracing herself by holding a light post with one hand, and she was holding her hat snugly against her head with her other hand. Unfortunately, a strong gust blew her dress upward, and it continued to flap in the wind, exposing her privates for everyone to see.
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A horrible accident happened last week while I was replacing the windows at the top of a skyscraper
I went up the skyscraper with 2 of my colleagues and it was going great at first. After about an hour I heard an awful scream and I saw one guy falling down and hitting the pavement. It was Robert Steinberg. He was dead on impact, nothing we could’ve done.
Forty Years Of Marriag
Jack and Jill have been married for forty years.
And every morning jack wakes up, has a stretch and forces out the biggest fart you’ve ever heard. Every morning his wife Jill would tell him he is disgusting and tells him that one day he’s gonna push so hard his guts will fall out to which he would reply better out than in my love.
George Washington’s Example
There was a porta-potty near the edge of a small cliff.
Everyday young Bobby would walk by it on the way home from school, and every day he would resist the temptation to kick it off the edge of the cliff.
A Contest
A certain TV station was hosting a contest and I happened to be the first caller.
The host said, “Congratulations on being our first caller, all you have to do is answer the following question correctly, to win our grand prize.”
A Young Doctor
A young doctor moved out to a small community to replace a doctor who was retiring
The older doctor suggested that the young one accompany him on his rounds, so the community could become used to a new doctor.
A Conversation
— Hello, are you there?
— Yes, who are you please?
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He’s Fucking Your Wife
A man is lying in bed with his wife when suddenly someone yells from outside: “Look, he’s fucking your wife!”
He quickly turns around in bed only to see her sleeping by his side, and really deep at it. He chooses to ignore it and goes on to sleep. Just as he was taking asleep, the same voice yells again: “Look, he’s really fucking your wife!”
