He told her, “I’m not so rich, and I have no fancy cars, and I don’t own a company, and I don’t have a big house like my friend Benjamin, but I truly love you.
She was touched, she hugged him very tight and started crying. Then she whispered to him, “If you really love me, please, introduce me to your friend John.”
The blond wife calls her husband and tells him, “The car doesn’t start. Maybe there’s water in the engine?”
Husband asks, “Since when do you know about cars and mechanics? Where it is now?”
A 65 years old billionaire got married to a beautiful 21 years old girl.
His friends asked him: “How could you convince her to marry you?”
A child asked his father: How were people born?
His father replied: Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies grew up and made more babies, and so on.
A guy invites his crush to an expensive restaurant for a dinner:
The guy: So let’s go to my place next.
A man asks his friend, “If your wife is shouting at the front door, and your dog is barking at the back door, who should let you first?”
The friend answers, “The dog, of course. At least he will be quiet after you let him in.”
When I was single, I kept praying to find my husband.
My husband never prayed to have a good wife, so he got me.
Teacher: Why are you late?
Student: There was that old man who lost a hundred dollar bill…
Elizabeth tried to sell her old car. She was having lots of problems selling it because the car had 250,000 miles on the odometer.
One day, she told her problem to a friend she worked with at a salon. Her friend told her,
Interview for an Australian visa for the first time mostly be like:
Interviewer: Do you have a criminal record?
While I was working as a store Santa, a boy asked me for an electric train set.
“If you get your train,” I told him, “your dad is going to want to play with it too. Is that all right?”
I was out walking with my 3 years old daughter. She picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the item away from her and I asked her not to do that.
“Why?” she asked.
Dave prayed to God to solve all his family’s problems.
God answered his prayers.
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