Question And Answer
What is the difference between a mathematician and a philosopher?
The mathematician only needs paper, pencil, and a trash bin for his work – the philosopher can do without the trash bin.
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On The Train
A guy sat next to me on the train pulled out a photo of his girlfriend from his wallet and said,
“She’s beautiful isn’t she?”
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Does A Lemon Have A Beak?
The little boy asks his mother, “Mom, mummy, does a lemon have a beak?”
Mother answers, “No it doesn’t have any, my son.”
Lecture About Alcohol
An elderly man is stopped by the police around 2 A.M. and is asked where he is going at this time of night. The man replies,
“I am on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late.”
A Horse Walks Into A Bar
A horse walks into a bar and orders a beer.
The bartender looks confused but pours him a cold one and tells,
Earth Is Round
The teacher asked little Matthew: “How can you prove the earth is round?”
Little Matthew replied: “I can’t. Besides, I never said it was.”
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Coronavirus
Boss is yelling at his worker, “You called in sick yesterday and said you had the Coronavirus. You can’t be here until you get negative test results.”
The worker, “I said I had a case of Corona and I wasn’t coming to work. I’ve never said anything about a virus.”
Where Is God
Two boys were misbehaving. So their mother went to the local priest to look for advice. The priest thought it would be best if the boys learned integrity, by way of understanding that God is everywhere, and He sees everything you do so you shouldn’t misbehave.
That Moment When…
That moment when you don’t understand what is speaking your friend, but you are pretending as you do…
A Blond Goes To A Supermarket
A blond goes to a supermarket to buy some milk. When she comes to the cashier the clerk asks,
“Do you want the milk in a bag?
The Physical Therapist
A man goes to his physical therapist.
“What complaints do you have?” asks the therapist.
Two Cows
Two cows are grazing in a field.
One cow says to the other,
I Want To Die Peacefully
Two friends are talking. One of them says.
“I want to die peacefully in my sleep as my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.”
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On Opposite Sides Of A River
Two men meet on opposite sides of a river. One shouts to the other,
“I need your help to get to the other side!”
Going To Work
Going to work vs when working time is over
