A Blonde Golfer
A blonde golfer goes into the pro shop and looks around frowning. Finally, the pro asks her what she wants.
“I can’t find any green golf balls,” the blonde golfer complains.
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Climbing The Everest
Two men of which one had a really bad stutter decided to climb Everest. They set up at the bottom, waved to everyone who came to wish them luck, and started climbing… Around 8 hours of exhausting climbing later the one with the stutter goes,
Four Men
Four men went golfing together one day; three headed to the first tee and one went into the clubhouse to take care of the bill. The three men started talking, bragging about their sons.
The first man told the others, “My son is a home builder and he”s so successful that he gave a friend a new home – for free.”
On A Golf Course
On a golf course, a woman was learning how to play golf, and in one attempt she fired a violent shot and realized that the ball hit a man who was nearby. He bends forward, squeezing his hands between his legs and moaning in pain. She immediately runs to him to apologize.
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Loyal Guards
Kim Jong-Un and Vladimir Putin were having a summit meeting at a 20-story building.
During a break, the two leaders made a bet about the loyalty of their guards.
At A Local Supermarket
A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected: some milk, eggs, orange juice, coffee, bacon.
As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier. While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated,
50 Years Of Happy Marriage
I once met a man who had been married for 50 years.
“Amazing. 50 years!” I said.
Deer Steak
Once there was a family who was given some venison by a friend. The wife cooked up a deer steak and served it to the husband and children.
The husband thought it would be fun to have the children guess what it was that they were eating.
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A Deal
During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the priest with an unusual offer.
“Look, I’ll give you 200 dollars if you’ll change the wedding vows. When you get to me and the part where I’m to promise to love, honor and obey and forsaking all others, be faithful to her forever, I’d appreciate it if you’d just leave that part out.”
In The Bus
A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver said:
“That’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen.”
Beer And Women
A small boy was lost at the beach, so he went up to a lifeguard and said,
“I’ve lost my dad!”
Church Bells
On hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Susan went straight to her grandparent’s house to visit her 95 years old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied,
Selling Bibles
Three men go out selling Bibles to raise money for their church. At the end of the day, the three meet up to discuss their success.
First was proud to say that he sold 5 Bibles and made 50 dollars for the church.
Too Much Weight
A Finn, Swede, and Norwegian were on a plane. The pilot announced: “Too much weight! Too much weight!”
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The Norwegian dropped an orange off the plane. The pilot repeated: “Too much weight! Too much weight!”
A Math Professor
A math professor has a problem with his sink so he calls a plumber.
The plumber comes over and quickly fixes the sink. The professor is happy until he gets the bill. He tells the plumber, “How can you charge this much? This is half of my paycheck.” But he pays it anyway.
