That Mailbox.
A blonde went to her mailbox, looked in it, closed the door of it, and went back in the house.
A few minutes later she went to her mailbox, looked in it, closed the door of it, and went back into the house again.
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The Coincidences
A man stumbles up to a man in a bar and asks if this could buy him a drink.
“Of course,” replied the man.
A Couple Was Arguing
A couple was arguing in a lodge. The husband called the manager and said,
“I’m having an argument with my wife, and now she wants to jump out the window please come here as soon as possible!”
A Blond Asks
A blond in a bus stop asks a man, “Excuse me, sir, could you tell me what time is it?”
The man replies: “It’s four o’clock.”
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What’s The Problem
A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself. Approaching the friend he asks,
“You look terrible. What’s the problem?”
In A Cafe
A man walks into a cafe and orders a cocktail. He takes his first sip and sets it down.
While he is looking around the cafe, a hot girl grabs the drink pours it on his head, and stabs him with the umbrella.
Welfare Benefits
A very nice girl goes to the city hall to register for welfare benefits.
“How many children do you have?” asked the worker.
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A Woman Was Cheating On Her Husband
A woman was cheating her husband and said, “Do you want to see a crumpled-up $50?”
He said “Yes”
Zip Code
A blonde goes to her psychologist and says,
“I’m on the road a lot, and my clients are complaining that they can never reach me.”
My Next Patient
As a brain wave technology specialist, I often ask postoperative patients to smile to make sure their facial nerves are intact.
It always struck me as odd to be asking this question right after brain surgery, so a colleague suggested me to ask patients to show me their teeth.
A Really Angry Wife
A man came to the grocery store. He took a jug of fine wine and a bouquet of flowers. He came to the cashdesk, but before paying, he set the wine and flowers and said,
“I’ll be right back.”
First Night Shift
It was my first night caring for an elderly patient. When he grew sleepy, I wheeled his chair as close to the bed as possible and, using the techniques I’d learned in school, grasped him in a bear hug to lift him into the bed. But I couldn’t clear the top of the mattress. So I grabbed him again, summoned all my might, and the same.
Contact Center
A company’s contact center had three phones. One day during lunch, an employee was responsible for answering all of them. It was a constant repeat of
“May I help you?” or “Will you hold?” and there was a surprise… This employee answered one man on the other end of the line with, “May I hold you?”
My Dad’s Jokes
What I remember about my dad’s jokes is my mother’s reaction.
While others were howling at one of his jokes, my mom would always respond,
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Cardiac Problems
A paramedic team was called to an emergency. Before they took the patient to the hospital, one from the team asked the patient’s wife,
“Does your husband have any cardiac problems?”
The Lady Dog
The Lady Dog
