One day the Pope decided that all the Jews had to leave Rome. And there began protestations from the Jewish community. So the Pope made a deal.
“I’ll have a religious debate with a member of the community. If you win, the Jews can stay. If I win, you must leave.”
The doctor says to the patient, “I’ve got good news, bad news, and very bad news for you.”
“Well, what’s the good news?” asked the patient.
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette die and appear near the gates of Heaven. There St Peter greeted them and said,
“If you want to get to heaven you should do 100 steps listening to jokes without laughing.”
A blonde was taking private pilot lessons. It was time for her to take her test.
The instructor told her to go up 500 feet and radio back. Then he instructed her to go up to 1000 feet and radio back. Again, he instructed her to go up to 2000 feet and radio back, to 3000 and radio back, and so on. She took the helicopter up to 500 feet and radioed back. She was doing well, so she went on up to 1000 feet and radioed back. Still doing well, she went on up to 2000 feet, 3000…
There is a burning building. Three girls, a redhead, a brunette, and a blond, climbed to the roof of it. On the street firemen were holding a blanket for them to jump in. A fireman cried to the brunette,
Two blondes were sitting in a restaurant. A few minutes later, they stood up, gave cheers, and shout,
“30 days”.
When you are at home with your sibling there starts World War the 3rd.
A blonde man and a redhead woman were married and about to have a baby. In the hospital, he held his wife’s hand as she went through a trying birth. In the end, there were two little, nice girls. The blonde guy turned to the wife and angrily said ”Well, tell me now, who is the other’s father!”
A guy walks up to a girl in a bar and asks,
“Do you want to play magic?”
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