Worst Christmas joke ever
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Only in America
1. Only in America…..can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
2. Only in America……are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.
3. Only in America…
Blonde on a plane!
A blond boarded a plane to Chicago. She was seated in the general passenger section. Once the airplane was in the air, she got up and went into first class and took a seat. The stewardess told her that unless she produced a first class ticket she had to return to the other section. The blonde refused and said I am going to Chicago and I am staying here…
Russian Immigrants
There were these two Russian immigrants, and they got into a car, and they bought a car, and they got into a car accident and one said to the other: “Haha, Ti loh!” (lol you are a loh).
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Funny Bunny
Bunny is funny
I rented this hooker
I think this image speaks for itself.
Criminals
A trio of burglars broke into a pharmacy and stole its entire supply of Viagra and Cialis.
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Flowers
A new husband arrived home with a big bouquet of flowers. His bride met him at the door, saw the flowers and dropped to the floor…
Parades
What’s the difference between a gay pride parade and a bisexual pride parade?
Penis
Have you heard the joke about my penis? Never mind, its too long…
White House Urinator
Bill Clinton is looking out of the window of the oval office and he notices that someone has urinated the message, ‘BILL SUCKS!’ on a wall outside the White House….
Best person in the world
Sleeping Beauty, Hercules and Don Juan are sitting around a table discussing who the best person in the world is. Sleeping Beauty claims that she is the best because she is the most beautiful person in the world. Hercules claims that he is the best because he is the strongest person in the world. Don Juan claims that he is the best because he has loved the most women in the world….
Smart People
A young boy had been taken for his first visit to a nudist camp by his parents. He was surprised at the different sizes of the male organs and mentioned it to his father. The father, being rather well endowed, explained that it was a measure of intelligence, the big ones being smart and the small ones being dumb.
That afternoon the father was looking for his wife and asked his son if he had se
ABCD Joke
After being married for 49 years, a wife asked her husband to describe her.
He looked at her for a while, then said, “You’re an alphabet wife ..
Donkey
A donkey just passed out in the barn. He’s in a stable condition.
