Veg Jokes
Q: What is a vampire’s favorite fruit?
A: A neck-tarine!
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Funny question and answer jokes
Q: What vegetable might you find in your basement?
A: Cellar-y!
Q: What is brown, hairy, and wears sunglasses?
A: A coconut on vacation
Q: What kind of vegetable is the most likely to be a rock and roll fan?
A: …
Ghost
Q: What is a ghost’s favorite fruit?
A: Boo-berries
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Q and A Jokes
Q: Why did the people dance to the vegetable band?
A: Because it had a good beet
Q: What is green and goes to a summer camp?
A: ….
Beans
Q: What’s a tailor’s favorite kind of vegetable?
A: A string bean!
Q: What kind of vegetable is jealous?
Yummy
Q: When is an apple a grouch?
A: When it’s a crab apple!
Q: What do you call an apple that plays the trumpet?
A: …
Turnip
Q: What did the lettuce say to the celery?
A: Quit stalking me!
Q: What did the salad say to the dressing?
A: …
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Q: How does a ghost eat an apple?
A: …
