Veg Jokes
Q: What is a vampire’s favorite fruit?
A: A neck-tarine!
Q: What vegetable might you find in your basement?
A: Cellar-y!
Q: What is brown, hairy, and wears sunglasses?
A: A coconut on vacation
Q: What kind of vegetable is the most likely to be a rock and roll fan?
A: …
Q: Why did the people dance to the vegetable band?
A: Because it had a good beet
Q: What is green and goes to a summer camp?
A: ….
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