Real sports
Boris Spassky was once asked by a reporter, “Which do you prefer: chess or sex?”. Spassky replied “It very much depends on the position”.
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To the woman I accidentally punched – craiglist
It was last Saturday and I was at the bar. My shitty boss made me work late Friday and then early Saturday morning. Then I was laid off at the end of the day. Needless to say I was pretty upset and i
TOYOTA FOR EVER
This car was on freeway yesterday You need to know!
Three men are trapped
Three men are trapped on an island inhabited by cannibals. Soon enough they get caught. the leader tells them to go out into the woods and pick ten of any fruit they find then come back. The first man comes back with ten apples. The leader says to him “If you can stick all ten apples up your ass without making and sound or facial expression then you will be set free…
Jokes to your email!
The call from last week
I was in the office last week and got text message from number I don’t know. The person has the same name as one of my girlfriends friend.
Here is conversation
2139: Hey u
Me: Hey me lol who is this
2139:Wow really how fast you forgot about me it’s Caroline
Me: Oh lol I did not store your number
Me: How are you?
2139:Or did u delete it Lol it’s ok
2139: I’m good how’ve u been
Me: Good
Me: How about u
Logic failed
Some thing change when in big crowd
Walmart massage
After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany …her on her trips to Walmart. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunate, my wife is like most women – she loves to browse.
Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter from the local Walmart
Dear Mrs. Woolf…
SUPPORT=FUNNY
Angry birds forever
go angry birds
911 call
Dispatcher: What’s the nature of your emergency?
Caller: My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart
Dispatcher: Is this her first child?
Caller: No, you idiot! This is her husband!
Sounds familiar
Did you lose it too?
Advice Form a Kid
When your dad is mad and asks you, “Do I look stupid?” Don’t answer. – Hannah, age 9
Live packman
Live packman
Old ctrl – xvz
Old school copy past
Short Quiz
Funny quiz for woman
Working hard
If you are trying to work hard
SUPPORT=FUNNY
Escape
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he’s in there, the husband tells his wife:
“Listen, this guy’s an escaped convi
