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Cambodian
– You think you are the king of gambler but lose all your money like the other ones.
– You call all white people Frenchmen
– You gamble with no strategy in the casino like a chick with no head
– People think you’re Paki or Indu
– You wonder why all other Asian ethnicity hate you
– You go to the temple because you think you’ll meet good girls…
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Chameleon – When you see match in everything
When you see match in everything
Are You Really Sure?
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, “Wanna hear a blonde joke?”
In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, you should know something.”
Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde…
Doors
The woman was in bed with her lover and had just told him how stupid her Irish husband was when the door was thrown open and there stood her husband. He glared at her lover and bellowed…
kings and queens
What is the first thing a king or queen does when they come to the throne?
They sit down!
When does a prince get very wet?
When he becomes the reigning monarch…
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Funny Animal Around the world
chameleon – when your wife can not find you on the couch
when your wife can not find you on the couch
Remember Mom Words
Every time I walk into a singles bar I can hear Mom’s wise words: “Don’t pick that up, you don’t know where it’s been.”
Painting
A blonde, wanting to earn some extra money, decided to hire herself out as a “handy-woman” and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood.
She went to the front door of the first house, and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do.
never change your mind
An american, a russian, and a dane was discussing the differences between their countries. Pretty soon the general talking turned into general bragging about how terrific their respective countries where.
The Russian said, “Our navy is so big, that if we all sailed out at once, it would cover every ocean in the world.”
Funny Animals
Super funny animals
Chameleon – When you will never find your socks on the carpet
When you will never find your socks on the carpet
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