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Sorry Chloe was mistaken
I got this text message of my dog today
Australian
* You know the meaning of the word “girt”.
* You believe that stubbies can be either drunk or worn.
* You think it’s normal to have a leader called Kevin.
* You waddle when you walk due to the 53 expired petrol discount vouchers stuffed in your wallet or purse.
* You believe it is appropriate to put a rubber in your son’s pencil case when he first attends school.
* When you hear that an Amer
Chameleon – When you are trying to hide from your boyfriend
When you are trying to hide from your boyfriend
Jokes to your email!
Other Blonde Joke
A blonde woman walks into a bank in NYC before going on vacation and asks for a $5,000 loan.
The banker asks, “Okay, miss, is there anything you would like to use as collateral?”
The woman says, “Yes, of course. I’ll use my Rolls Royce.”…
A cowboy and an Indian
A cowboy and an Indian are riding horseback.
The Indian stops his horse, jumps off and puts his ear to the ground.
He looks up at the cowboy and says, “Buffalo come”.
George Washington
Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father’s cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn’t punish him?
Adam: Because George still had the axe in his hand…
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Pepsi forever
Ahhhhh so cold!
Google Talk
Google Talk
DIY crazy cat lady
If you were wandering how to get started
ukrainian
– Your car costs more than your college education
– Your blood has a permanent vodka content level, no matter you have been drinking or not
– Any outfit you wear involves leather (even in the summer even when no coats are worn)
– Things you can’t live without include food…
Chameleon – When you dress up for the game
When you dress up for the game
Drinking
A man wakes up after a heavy night of drinking to his wife happily cooking breakfast.
Confused, he approaches his daughter for an explanation of last night when he arrived home.
“You kicked in the door when you couldn’t get your key in the lock, fell through the table and broke it, and pissed your pants.”
Cool drinkings
Cooling off with a refreshing drink
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For Santa
Q. What do you get if you cross mistletoe and a duck?
A. A Christmas Quacker.
Q. What do call Santa when he stops moving?
A. Santa Pause!
Q. Where does a snowman keep his money?
A. In a snow bank.
Q. Why do mummies like Christmas so much?
A. Because of all the wrapping!
Sweet dreams
Too much…
