– You point with your lips.
– Your mom or sister is a nurse.
– If you go to party, you’re an hour late and there’s still nobody there!
– You eat using your hands and have it down to technique.
– You say “comfort room” instead of “bathroom.”
– Your other piece of luggage is a balikbayan box.
– You use a rock to scrub yourself…

– You know how baseball, basketball, and American football are played. If you’re male, you can argue intricate points about their rules.
– You learned to memorize the fifty states with a song.
– You count yourself fortunate if you get three weeks of vacation a year.
– You think that Beethoven is a cute St. Bernard dog
– You drive around looking for the closest parking…

– (For females) You’re parents would freak out if you wore a crop top baring your midriff but wearing a sari is perfectly acceptable
– (For females) Your brother had no curfew while you had to be home at 11pm
– You are ALWAYS taking off and putting on your shoes wherever you go
– When you were little you always wondered why your American friends…