An old farmer wrote to his innocent son in prison,

“This year I wont be able to plant potatoes cause I can’t dig the ground, I know if u were here u would help me ”

Son replied – “Dad don’t think of digging the ground cause that’s where I buried the guns”

Police reads the letter and the very next day, the whole ground was dug by police looking for guns, but nothing was found.

The son wrote ag

If you are real skunk you will love this!!!

Q: Have you heard the skunk joke? A: You don’t want to; it really stinks!
Q: How do you make a skunk stop smelling? A: Plug up its nose!
Q: How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?….

Ben invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn’t help noticing how beautiful Ben’s roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between Ben and his roommate and this only made her more curious.

Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact…

A man walks into a hamburger shop and orders a regular meal. Later, the waitress brings his meal to him. He takes a bite out of it, and notices there’s a small hair in the hamburger. He begins yelling frantically at the waitress, “Waitress, there’s a hair in my hamburger…