An elderly man gave all of his seven umbrellas for repair at one time and told the shopkeeper he would pick them up in the evening while back from work.

On the way to work on the bus, out of habit he grabbed the umbrella of the woman sitting next to him, got up, and started walking. The woman started yelling,

“Umbrella thief, umbrella thief.”

The embarrassed guy returned the umbrella and apologized, before getting abused and beaten up by other woman loving passengers. In the evening he picked up all his umbrellas repaired, put them under his arm, and started walking home.
The morning lady returning from work bumped into him,

“Seems, you had a profitable day at work today.”