A professor is about to give his final exam…
“You must turn in your paper before 2 P.M. I won’t take it a second later.”

All the students turn in their papers and the professor begins to walk to his office when the last student jumps up and approaches the professor, “I’m so sorry I’m a few seconds late! Take my paper, please!”

The professor says, “No way, I made it very clear, that I’ll not!”

The student snaps, “Do you know who I am?”

The professor answers, “No, I don’t know.”

So the student grabs the other papers, puts his paper in the middle, and runs away.