A SMART STUDENT
A college student wanted to sit next to one of his teachers at lunch.
However, the teacher looked at the student with an arrogant face and said:
Real Life Jokes
Best User submited stories on the internet. An ever-growing collection of extremely funny jokes.
In The Store
A guy goes to the store to get a lightbulb.
He goes to the cashier and asks:
Him: Do you have any two-watt bulbs?
A Romantic Text
One day a woman decides to send a romantic message to her husband.
So she wrote, “If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, sent me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you.”
Teacher Is Asking To See You…
A young boy says to his father “Dad, our maths teacher is asking to see you.”
“What happened?” The father asks.
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During an Interview
Interviewer: “I heard you were extremely quick at math”
Interviewer: “I heard you were extremely quick at math”
Me: “yes, as a matter of fact, I am”
Boss's New Lamborghini
An employee sees his boss arrive at work one day in a brand new Lamborghini.
The employee goes out to the car park and says to his boss “Wow that’s an amazing car! I wish I had one just like it, that must have cost you a pretty penny!”
The lost man
A man in a hot air balloon realized he was lost. He reduced altitude and spotted a woman below. He descended a bit more and shouted, “Excuse me, can you help me?
I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don’t know where I am.”
The woman below replied, “You are in a hot air balloon hovering approximately 30 feet above the ground….
Ipower customer support
A*: Good evening/morning
Reena L: Hi A* . My name is Reena, how are you today?
A*: thank you fine how about you
Reena L: I’m great, thank you.
Reena L: How can I help you today?
A*: I was wandering, if I create two mysql db
A*: can I set up replication
A*: from one to other?
Reena L: Is that importing data…
