Wearing White
A little boy, at a wedding looks at his mom and says, “Mommy, why does the bride wear white?”
His mom replies, “The bride is in white because…
Short Quiz
Funny quiz for woman
Стадо баранов
-Извините, сейчас около вас стадо баранов не пробегало?
-А ты что, отстал?
Jokes to your email!
The Fare
A teenager and his date were parked on a back road outside of town, doing what boys and girls do on back roads outside of town. Things were getting pretty serious when the girl stopped the boy and said “I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I’m actually a prostitute and I charge $100 for sex.”…
Going Deaf
A tandem rider is stopped by a police car.
“What’ve I done, officer?” asks the rider.
“Perhaps you didn’t notice…
Working hard
If you are trying to work hard
Катюшу можно?
Звонок по телефону:
-Здравствуйте! А Катюшу можно?
Пауза.
Escape
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he’s in there, the husband tells his wife:
“Listen, this guy’s an escaped convi
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Dack in the bar
A ducks walks into a bar and asks, “Got any grapes?”
The bartender, confused, tells the ducks that no, his bar doesn’t serve grapes. The duck thanks him and leaves.
The next day, the duck returns and says, “Got any grapes?”
Truth about facebook
Real pictures behind facebook
Маньяк
Вбегает в магазин маньяк и кричит:
-Сейчас кого-нибудь изнасилую! Девушка, как вас зовут?
-Зина…
Shopping
Two guys, one old and one young, are pushing their carts around a shopping mall when they collide.
The old guy says to the young guy, “Sorry about that. I’m looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn
Control
As a new bride, Aunt Edna moved into the small home on her husband’s ranch. She put a shoe box on a shelf in her closet and asked her husband NEVER to touch it.
For fifty years Uncle Jack left the box alone until Aunt Edna was old and dying….
For trolls for life
The mask is trolling
15 суток!
-Дорогой, здесь мы повесим полочки, тут будем обедать, а тут будет спальня…
-Послушай, милая! Давай без этого! Нам 15 суток дали, а не пожизненное!
Classic WIne
An elderly man walks in to the famous restaurant Lucas Carton in Paris with his girlfriend. He orders a bottle of Rothschild Mouton 1928. The waiter returns with a full bottle of wine and fill up a small amount in a glass for tasting. The man barely smells the wine before putting the glass down and stating: “This is not a 1928 Mouton!”
Soon, almost 20 people are standing around the table…
