Не заикайся!
Если ваша жена заикается, то вылечить ее совсем просто. Подведите жену к витрине мехового салона и скажите: “О новой шубе не заикайся!”
Quick thinking
A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced Up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized She was heading straight towards his seat. As fate w
Passing an exam
Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist. If the patients pass the exam, they will be free to leave the hospital. However, if they fail, the institution will detain them for five years….
Jokes to your email!
911 call
Dispatcher: What’s the nature of your emergency?
Caller: My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart
Dispatcher: Is this her first child?
Caller: No, you idiot! This is her husband!
Sounds familiar
Did you lose it too?
Два полушария мозга
Бог подарил человеку мозги, разделив их на два полушария: мужику- чтобы эти полушария всегда между собой советовались, а женщине-чтобы постоянно спорили.
Vaseline
A little boy came down for breakfast one morning and asked his grandma, “Where’s mom and dad?” to which she replied: “They’re up in bed.” The little boy started to giggle, ate his breakfast and went out to play. Then he came back in for lunch and asked his grandma, “Where’s mom and dad?” and she replied, “They’re still up in bed.” Again the little boy started to giggle, ate his lunch and went ou
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Bright side
Mary was having a tough day and had stretched herself out on the couch to do a bit of what she thought to be well-deserved complaining and self- pitying.
She moaned to her mom…
Advice Form a Kid
When your dad is mad and asks you, “Do I look stupid?” Don’t answer. – Hannah, age 9
Live packman
Live packman
Три богатыря
Стоят на холме ты богатыря, и перед ними орда, тысяч сто…
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A, B, C, D, DD, E and F
Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E and F are the letters used to define bra sizes? If you have wondered why, but couldn’t figure out what the letters stood for… It is about time you became informed:
Dorm meeting
The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, so too the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $10 the first time. Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $50….
Old ctrl – xvz
Old school copy past
В какой руке?
В какой руке должен держать вилку джентльмен, если в правой он держит котлету?
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Farmers luck
A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting soused. A man comes in and asks the farmer, “Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day getting drunk?”
Farmer: Some things you just can’t explain.
Man: So what happened that’s so horrible?
Farmer: Well, today I was sitting by my cow milking her. Just as I got the bucket about full, she took her left leg and kicked over the bucket
