Veg Joke
Q: How does a ghost eat an apple?
A: …
Кашель в тетаре
-Сэр, вчера в театре я видел вашу супругу. Она так кашляла, что все на неё оглядывались. У нее грипп?
-Нет, у нее новое платье!
A woman joins a country club and when she hears the guys talking about their golf round
A woman joins a country club and when she hears the guys talking about their golf round, she says, “I played on my college’s golf team. I was pretty good. Mind if I join you next week?” No one wants to say ‘yes’, but they’re on the spot…
Jokes to your email!
terrorist vs women
What’s the difference between a terrorist and a women?
To the woman I accidentally punched – craiglist
It was last Saturday and I was at the bar. My shitty boss made me work late Friday and then early Saturday morning. Then I was laid off at the end of the day. Needless to say I was pretty upset and i
TOYOTA FOR EVER
This car was on freeway yesterday You need to know!
Бабушки
Международный конкурс по вязанию среди бабушек:
-российская бабушка связала носки;…
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Three men are trapped
Three men are trapped on an island inhabited by cannibals. Soon enough they get caught. the leader tells them to go out into the woods and pick ten of any fruit they find then come back. The first man comes back with ten apples. The leader says to him “If you can stick all ten apples up your ass without making and sound or facial expression then you will be set free…
woman always has last word
The bride said she wanted three children,while the young husband said two would be enough for him.
They discussed this discrepancy for a few minutes…
The call from last week
I was in the office last week and got text message from number I don’t know. The person has the same name as one of my girlfriends friend.
Here is conversation
2139: Hey u
Me: Hey me lol who is this
2139:Wow really how fast you forgot about me it’s Caroline
Me: Oh lol I did not store your number
Me: How are you?
2139:Or did u delete it Lol it’s ok
2139: I’m good how’ve u been
Me: Good
Me: How about u
Logic failed
Some thing change when in big crowd
Две машины
-А у тебя какая машина?
-У меня целых две! Стиральная и посудомоечная.
Shower thoughts
While talking to girl
“Hey, I heard an interesting statistics the other day. They said that 80% of women satisfy their self in the shower. Do you know what the other 20% do?”
“No, what?”
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TOP TEN THINGS THAT MEN UNDERSTAND ABOUT WOMEN
TOP TEN THINGS THAT MEN UNDERSTAND ABOUT WOMEN
Walmart massage
After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany …her on her trips to Walmart. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunate, my wife is like most women – she loves to browse.
Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter from the local Walmart
Dear Mrs. Woolf…
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Angry birds forever
go angry birds
