Баден-Баден
В Баден-Бадене начался сбор средств на присоединение к городу еще одного Бадена.
Перепелы
– Официант, можно еще немного пожарить этих перепелов?
– Разве они плохо прожарены?
– Я не знаю, но они у меня салат жрут.
Chameleon Traveling
When you make sure you don’t forget how does your luggage looks like
After Lasik
A guy just finishes his lasik surgery and his surgeon leads him in his office to discuss the surgery…
The surgeon asks if he wants the good news or bad news first.
Jokes to your email!
Russian Roullete
An african ambassador visited Russia and was entertained by his opposite number, the Russian ambassador. For three days, the African ambassador was wined, dined, and generally treated to the best hospitality that Russia had to offer.
On the last day of his visit, the Russian ambassador said, “As your stay is coming to an end…
Check it out
Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee when one of the Catholic men tells his friends, “My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him ‘Father’.”
The second Catholic man chirps, “My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him ‘Your Grace’.”
The third Catholic gent says, “My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone says ‘Your Emin
Everything will be ok
A father passing by his teenage daughter’s bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was neat and tidy.
Then he saw an envelope propped up prominently on the center of the pillow. It was addressed “Dad”. With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands: –
Dear Dad,
Photo bomb
Every person has his…
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Beans
Q: What’s a tailor’s favorite kind of vegetable?
A: A string bean!
Q: What kind of vegetable is jealous?
Измерение денег
Если деньги мерить кучками,то у меня ямка.
Страх ко сну
Мальчик Витя не может уснуть, потому что боится, что мама смоет его в унитаз, как уснувших рыбок.
A man was sued by a woman for defamation of character.
A man was sued by a woman for defamation of character. She charged that he had called her a pig. The man was found guilty and fined.
After the trial he asked the judge “This means that I cannot call
Horse in a Bar
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says “Why the long face?”
Look around
One day, a scuba diver was enjoying the aquatic world 30 feet underwater. He noticed a guy at the same depth he was, with no scuba gear on whatsoever. The diver went down to 60 feet, and noticed the guy headed down with him. The diver descended to 90 feet and saw the guy still headed down toward him. The diver finally stopped at 130 feet underwater and found the guy right next to him. The scuba d
Next to ATM
This usually happen next to drive through ATM machines
Guys vs Girls
