Сентиментальность
25го числа моей девушке исполнилось 25 лет. Я подарил ей букет из 25 алых роз, она расплакалась!
– Твоя девушка такая сентиментальная?
– Нет, она хотела “бентли”!
Лысый
– Почему у лысых волосы на голове не растут?
– Соскальзывают…
Chameleon – When your shoe matches the ground
When your shoe matches the ground
Jokes to your email!
Two women go to heaven and meet St Peter
He told the two women you can do anything you want here in heaven but please do not step on a duck because they make a terrible noise and racket.
The two women agreed and entered heaven. One day,
Your Moma Jokes
Yo mama is like a hockey player, she only showers after three periods.
Yo mama is like a chicken coop, cocks fly in and out all day.
Yo mama has so many teeth missing, that it looks like her tongue is in jail.
Yo mama’s mouth is so big that she speaks in surround sound. …
Blonde vs Brunette
Question: If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first?
Answer: The brunette – the blonde would have to stop for directions!
Snake love
Top News “Snake killed himself after he found …
Could you be my real BF
A pretty girl from rich family asked a boy to be her fake boyfriend who would follow her home for new year celebration and would get paid for this. Her parents gave the young guy new suits, cellphon
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Hot Girls on back seat
Hotties in the back sit
Funny question and answer jokes
Q: What vegetable might you find in your basement?
A: Cellar-y!
Q: What is brown, hairy, and wears sunglasses?
A: A coconut on vacation
Q: What kind of vegetable is the most likely to be a rock and roll fan?
A: …
Что делать?!
Звонок в “скорую”.
-“Скорая” слушает.
– Мой ребенок проглотил авторучку!
– Хорошо, мы выезжаем.
– А что мне делать?!
– Пишите пока карандашом.
Гордость!
Сегодня бежала за автобусом, водитель остановился и начал ждать. Но я ведь гордая….Я пробежала мимо!
Обида
– Ты что, обиделась?
– Нет, я за топором.
When Beethoven passed away
When Beethoven passed away, he was buried in a churchyard. A couple days later, the town drunk was walking through the cemetery and heard some strange noise coming from the area where Beethoven was buried. Terrified, the drunk ran and got the priest to come and listen to it…
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Announcement
A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son said, “All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses in the train, cause we’re going down the tracks.”
