Are You Really Sure?
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, “Wanna hear a blonde joke?”
In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, you should know something.”
Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde…
hairdresser vs lawyer
A hairdresser and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from Seattle to LA. The lawyer persuades the lady to play a fun game with him, but she’s so tired and politely declines the offer saying she needs to take a nap. …
Doors
The woman was in bed with her lover and had just told him how stupid her Irish husband was when the door was thrown open and there stood her husband. He glared at her lover and bellowed…
Jokes to your email!
Title that makes you click the post
A man and a woman, who had never met before, but were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.
Though initially embarrassed an
kings and queens
What is the first thing a king or queen does when they come to the throne?
They sit down!
When does a prince get very wet?
When he becomes the reigning monarch…
Funny Animals
Funny Animal Around the world
Хромой мужчина
К врачу приходит хромой мужчина:
– Доктор, я получил травму во время марафона.
-Как это произошло?
-Я отлежал ногу, пока смотрел этот марафон по телевизору.
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Что идёт красивой женщине?
Красивой женщине всё к лицу. Даже маленький лысенький и старенький миллионер.
Душа на продажу
Китайский инженер продал душу дьяволу, и через неделю она сломалась.
chameleon – when your wife can not find you on the couch
when your wife can not find you on the couch
Step by step guide on how to fall down stairs
Step 1:
Step 2:
Step 4:
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Remember Mom Words
Every time I walk into a singles bar I can hear Mom’s wise words: “Don’t pick that up, you don’t know where it’s been.”
Painting
A blonde, wanting to earn some extra money, decided to hire herself out as a “handy-woman” and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood.
She went to the front door of the first house, and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do.
donkey
Two Terrorists having discussion in a bar.
The waiter asks them what the discussion was about?
Terrorist: We are planing to kill 14 thousand people & a donkey….
Waiter: why a donkey?
never change your mind
An american, a russian, and a dane was discussing the differences between their countries. Pretty soon the general talking turned into general bragging about how terrific their respective countries where.
The Russian said, “Our navy is so big, that if we all sailed out at once, it would cover every ocean in the world.”
