A hairdresser and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from Seattle to LA. The lawyer persuades the lady to play a fun game with him, but she’s so tired and politely declines the offer saying she needs to take a nap. …
A man and a woman, who had never met before, but were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.
Though initially embarrassed an
What is the first thing a king or queen does when they come to the throne?
They sit down!
When does a prince get very wet?
When he becomes the reigning monarch…
К врачу приходит хромой мужчина:
– Доктор, я получил травму во время марафона.
-Как это произошло?
-Я отлежал ногу, пока смотрел этот марафон по телевизору.
Красивой женщине всё к лицу. Даже маленький лысенький и старенький миллионер.
Китайский инженер продал душу дьяволу, и через неделю она сломалась.
when your wife can not find you on the couch
Every time I walk into a singles bar I can hear Mom’s wise words: “Don’t pick that up, you don’t know where it’s been.”
An american, a russian, and a dane was discussing the differences between their countries. Pretty soon the general talking turned into general bragging about how terrific their respective countries where.
The Russian said, “Our navy is so big, that if we all sailed out at once, it would cover every ocean in the world.”
A man buys a lie-detecting robot that slaps people every time they tell a lie…
Dad: What were you watching?
Son: Kung-Fu Panda
*robot slaps son*
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