Acronyms
A blonde texts her b/f saying that she doesn’t understand what IDK means, and wondering if he understood what it meant.
He replied back saying…
Sherlock Holmes
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. As they lay down for the night, Holmes asked: “Watson, look up into the sky and tell me what you see”.
Watson said “I see millions and millions of stars”.
Holmes: “And what does that tell you?”
Watson: “Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Theologically, it tells me that
Worldwide Survey
A worldwide survey was conducted by the UN. The only question asked was:”Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?”
The survey was a huge failure…
In Africa they didn’t know what “food” meant…
Talented kid
An artist has a 6 year old child who also likes to draw
His child drew a horse.
The artist asked, “You drew the horse wrongly.”
The child replied, “How did I draw it wrongly?”
Jokes to your email!
Questions and Answers
Teacher: Mike, go to the map and find South America.
Mike: Here it is!
Teacher: Correct.
Teacher: Now, class, who discovered America?
Class: Mike!
Start shaving early
Old Gillette ads
how to get money fast
If you are a dentist, you know the trick
SUPPORT=FUNNY
Super Cute Kitten
Super Cute Kitten taking bath
Cambodian
– You think you are the king of gambler but lose all your money like the other ones.
– You call all white people Frenchmen
– You gamble with no strategy in the casino like a chick with no head
– People think you’re Paki or Indu
– You wonder why all other Asian ethnicity hate you
– You go to the temple because you think you’ll meet good girls…
Как вы себя чувствуете?
Врач спрашивает у пациента.
– Как вы себя чувствуете?
– Тебя это не должно беспокоить, тебя нет в завещании!
Много денег!
Хочу столько денег, чтобы в них можно было книги прятать.
Вдруг из маминой из спальни…
Вдруг из маминой из спальни , кривоногий и хромой, выбегает умывальник и окончательно ломает неокрепшую детскую психику.
Chameleon – When you see match in everything
When you see match in everything
Facebook group
I started a Facebook group for people who love bicycling
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