Находка в рюкзаке
У семиклассника в рюкзаке мама нашла набор садомазо…
По этому поводу на кухне …
Perfect Match!
Perfectly blends in
Parrot
Lady walks by a pet store with a parrot sitting outside. As she walks by, the parrot says “Hey lady! You are fucking ugly.” The woman is taken aback but decides to just ignore it and go about her day.
The next week, she walking by the same store and the parrot is still out there. As she walks by, the parrot says “Hey lady! You are fucking ugly.” …
Look attentively
Look attentively
Jokes to your email!
I told my wife I’m going to arrange…
I told my wife I’m going to arrange the herbs in alphabetical order from now on.
She said, “Where would you find the time?”
tracks
Two blondes were walking through the woods and they came to some tracks. The 1st blonde said,”These look like deer tracks,”and the other one said , ” No,they look like moose tracks”. They argued until the train hit them.
Musician life
What’s the difference between a musician and a large pizza?
Don’t call to Jamaican Man
A Jamaican Rastaman went to the hospital for treatment on his badly burnt ears and the doctor asked him:
“How did you get your ears so badly burnt?”
PATIENT: I & I a iron mi shirt and one eddiat…
SUPPORT=FUNNY
Please undress
So I took off her shirt. Then she said, “Take off my skirt.” I took off her skirt. “Take off my shoes.” I took off her shoes. “Now take off my bra and panties.” and so I took them off….
You make me gaga for steak.
How does lady gaga like her steak cooked?
Ra,ra,ra,ra,ra! Ra,ra,ra,ra,ra!
When Batman has no time
Man needs to do what he needs to do
Nuts nuts nuts…
Nuts nuts nuts… Nuts nuts nuts… Nuts nuts nuts…
French
– You get most of your news from TF1, even if you live in America.
– Offer red wine to a ten-year old, and they would prefer white, thank you.
– Calling somebody by his/her name implies that you know him/her pretty well.
– You feel that your kind of people aren’t being listened to enough …
Навигатор
Когда блондинка начинает спорить с навигатором, он сразу плюет и соглашается.
Ошибки в диктанте
Учительницa – Вовочке:
– Вовочкa, почему у тебя в диктaнте тaкие же ошибки, кaк у твоей соседки по пaрте Сидоровой…
