A blonde is putting together a puzzle.
She calls her boyfriend at work and tells him that she needs him to come home to help her.
He keeps telling her that he can’t leave work right now, but she’s very insistent.
“Well, what’s the picture on the box?” He asks.
A*: Good evening/morning
Reena L: Hi A* . My name is Reena, how are you today?
A*: thank you fine how about you
Reena L: I’m great, thank you.
Reena L: How can I help you today?
A*: I was wandering, if I create two mysql db
A*: can I set up replication
A*: from one to other?
Reena L: Is that importing data…
Upon arrival in heaven, God said, “Since you have died in a terrible way, I’ll grant you one wish before I let you into heaven.”
The first woman, being a person always concerned on her looks, comes up to God and says “I wish to be beautiful.” God grants her wish. …
– you drink beer from a longneck bottle because your doctor told you to distance yourself from alcohol.
– You swear well
– you think St. Patrick’s Day is THE major holiday of the year.
– you believe God created Ireland and the rest happened by accident.
– You know what hurling is…
Selena Gomez QA
Q: Did you hear about the Selena Gomez who couldn’t find a singing partner?
A: …
Блондинка рассказывает подруге:
– Нарушила правила, сижу в машине ГАИ, инспектор молчит, и я молчу. Тут он спрашивает: …
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