Therapist
Therapist
One day a Catholic priest announces at church,
“I will be in Rome next week. I will light a candle in Rome so that your wishes will come true.”
A son tells his father, “I have an imaginary girlfriend.”
The father sighs and says, “You know, you could do better.”
A drunk man walks into a bar. He seats on a stool and asks the bartender for a drink. After a shot of whiskey, he asks the bartender,
“Did you know that humans eat more bananas than monkeys?”
Early one morning, my husband, who works in a funeral home, woke me, complaining of severe abdominal pains. We rushed to the emergency room, where they gave him a series of tests to determine the source of the pain.
A politician visited a village after a storm. He met there with the leadership of the village and asked what their needs were.
“We have just two needs, sir,” replied the head of the village. “First, we have a hospital, but there’s no doctor.”
A boy was sitting with his grandfather in a hospital and he asked,
“Grandpa, why don’t you have a life insurance?”
It was hardly raining. This old man was standing in front of a bar, holding a stick, with a piece of string hanging in the water.
A young man, who was walking to the bar, stopped and asked him,
A boy was sitting with his grandfather in a hospital and he asked,
“Grandpa, why don’t you have a life insurance?”
This man was very hungry. So he went to a 24-hour grocery store at the corner of the street. When he got there, a man was locking it.
“Hey, what are you doing?! There is a sign ‘open 24 hours’.”
During a Math class, the teacher asked,
“Who can tell me how much is a gram?”
A couple was sitting in a garden. The boy turned to the girl and said,
“Would you like to be the sun in my life?”
A man walks into a bar and sits on a barstool.
He asks, “What is the Wi-Fi password here?”
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