Teacher & Johnny
Teacher: “If I’ll give you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?”
Johnny: “Seven.”
A Jewish Joke.
A mother brings her son two new ties as a birthday gift for her adult son. Later, in the evening the two meet for dinner and the son is wearing one of the ties. His mother takes one look at him and says, “You didn’t like the other tie?”
Destitute & Rejected by Her Lover…
A young lady, destitute and rejected by her lover, heads to the Manhattan docks to drown herself.
But just before she could throw herself from the docks, a handsome young man stopped her.
Once, in the forest…
Once, in the forest, a sapling grew between two trees…
One tree was a birch tree, and proudly said, “That sapling is a son of a birch!”
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A Woman Rings at Neighbor’s Door
A woman rings at the neighbor’s door. A man opens the door.
Woman: “Hey, I just moved in, and I am just applying wallpaper in the kitchen. I just saw yesterday that you freshly papered you kitchen as well, and I thought you may be able to help me out. How many stacks of paper did you buy to do the job?”
A Voodoo Doll
My wife yelled from upstairs and asked, “Do you ever get a shooting pain across your body like someone’s got a voodoo doll of you and they’re stabbing it?”
Sounding concerned I replied “No…”
A Blonde Goes to Buy a TV
A blonde goes to buy a TV and asks for the manager at the electronics store
She asks “How much is that TV?”
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The Most Beautiful Garden
A lady is walking to the store when the sees the most beautiful garden shes ever seen…
She askes the man watering his garden
Donald and Mike
Donald Trump and Mike Pence were traveling down Route 66 when Donald fell asleep at the wheel and crashed head on to oncoming traffic and they both died. When Donald and Mike reached the pearly gates of hell Mike said:
An Ice-Cream
An elderly lady walks into an ice cream parlor.
She says to the man behind the counter, “what flavors of ice cream do you have?”
Amazing Hairstylist
Amazing Hairstylist
The Female Teacher
A female teacher asking her students questions,
Teacher “what is in the sky and start with P”. One student said “plane”.
That Cell-Phone
There are several men sitting around in the locker room of a Golf club.
There are several men sitting around in the locker room of a golf club.
A Ventriloquist in a Club
A ventriloquist was performing in a club telling dumb blonde jokes…
With his dummy on his knee, he begins his usual routine of dumb blonde jokes. Suddenly, a blond woman in the audience stands on her chair and starts shouting, “I’ve heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes! What makes you think you can stereotype women like that? What does the color of a person’s hair have to do with their
A Professor, a CEO, and a Janitor
A professor, a CEO, and a janitor are in a forest when they discover a magic fairy.
The fairy says “I will give you what you most desire if you do someone else’s job for a day.”
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Twenty Years Ago
A woman woke up in the middle of the night and found that her husband wasn’t there beside her.
She went downstairs and found him sitting in the kitchen, drinking coffee and looking thoughtful.
