Funny Two Liner Joke
My granddad used to say, “As one door closes another one opens.”
Lovely man. Terrible cabinet maker.
A Dying Programmer’s Last Program
A dying programmer’s last program
Birthday During COVID
Celebrating my b-day during COVID
A Short Funny Conversation
Two friends are speaking,
“Hitler really loved animals.”
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Two Line Joke About Jews
What’s the difference between a jew and a pizza?
The pizza doesn’t scream when you put it in the oven.
Two Liner Joke
My doctor wrote me a prescription for dailysex.
My girlfriend insists it’s for dyslexia.
This Guy Walks Into A Bar
This guy walks into a bar and asks for 1.4 root beers.
The bartender says, “I’ll have to charge you extra, that’s a root beer float”.
You Just Wait
My mother said, “You won’t amount to anything because you always procrastinate.”
I said, “Oh yeah… Just you wait.”
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The Six Stages Of Debugging
The six stages of debugging
1. That can’t happen.
A Dark Joke
When I was a kid, I made a really big sandcastle with my grandma.
Unfortunately, that didn’t impress anyone at the cremation…
Joke With Four Engineers
Four engineers get into a car. The car won’t start.
The Mechanical engineer says “It’s a broken starter”.
Did You Know
A blond is talking to her boyfriend,
“Did you know, that 99.9% of the people are dumb!”
Two Blind Pilots Enter A Plane.
They have sunglasses and white sticks.
As the plane starts to move, the passengers are uncomfortable. The plane gains speed, but it stays on the ground. The remaining runway gets smaller and smaller, and the plane is rushing towards a fence.
10 Kinds Of People
There are only 10 kinds of people in this world_ those who know binary and those who don’t.
Question And Answer
Question: How do construction workers party?
Answer: They raise the roof.
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A Man Goes On A Trip
A man goes on a trip to Israel with his wife and his mother-in-law. His mother-in-law died at the hotel. The administration there told him, that they can organize her funeral there for free, as she died there, but to take her body to the US will cost 5,000 dollars.
