That Moment
That Moment
Initial Duck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpe3nXpnAZc
In The Same Barbershop
Donald Trump and Barack Obama end up in the same barbershop. As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word was spoken. The barbers were even afraid to start a conversation, for fear that it would turn into politics. As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who had Trump in his chair reached for the aftershave…
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We Have Our Rules
A US senator is tragically hit by a truck and dies…
While walking down the street one day a US senator is tragically hit by a truck and dies. His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance. “Welcome to heaven,” says St. Peter. “What we’ll do is have you spend one day in hell and one in heaven. Then you can choose where to spend eternity.”
The Old Man
The old man was riding his Lambordgini at a speed of 100 miles/hour. Suddenly, he saw that he was being harassed by the police. Old man starts speeding up 140 then 150 then 180.
Suddenly slows down and thinks, ′′ I’m too old for this “.
In The Museum
A guy one day goes to a museum that has a dinosaur exhibit.
He spends a few hours wandering around and admiring the skeletons of a variety of dinosaur species. At one point he stops in front of a particular exhibit trying to get some sense of its actual size and age of this magnificent creature. He notices not too far from him a museum worker and says to him, “Quite a beast. I wonder how old it is.”
A Farmer Visited The Zoo
John, a rural farmer, decided to visit the zoo in the capital with his family. He has a lot of fun and comes back to ecstatic. His neighbor Tolya asks him what he saw there.
“Well, I saw a giraffe.”
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Suddenly a Genie Appears…
An Englishman, an American and a Japanese guy are on a boat, moments away from plunging over a waterfall to their doom…
Suddenly a genie appears. The genie explains that he is of limited power. He cannot prevent their inevitable deaths, but he can grant each man one wish before he dies.
