Chinese People
They say one out of every 5 people on the planet is Chinese.
The thing is, there are 5 people in my family.
A Private Is Going To Have A Baby
A private asks his commanding officer for a few days leave.
The private explains that his wife is going to have a baby. The commanding officer is very supportive and approves the request.
I Am Sick
Once I was traveling from Mumbai to Singapore. A woman sitting next seat continued looking at me. I understood that this lady had never seen a Sikh person before.
Midway in the flight when the tea and snacks were served, I struck a conversation with the lady.
During The Lockdown
Just be careful because people are going crazy from being in lockdown!
Actually, I’ve just been talking about this with the microwave and toaster while drinking coffee and we all agreed that things are getting worse.
Jokes to your email!
The Telephone Rang…
Kim Jong Un was sitting in his office wondering whom to irritate next when his telephone rang.
“Hallo, Mr. Kim!”, a heavily accented voice said. “This is Paddy down at the Harp Pub in County Sligo, Ireland. I am ringing to inform you that we are officially declaring war on you!”
Mohammad Is In America
Mohammad, a child of Arab parents was enrolled in a school in New York…
On the first day, his teacher asked,
A Priest And A Nun
A priest and a nun are caught in a blizzard.
They find a deserted cabin and take shelter. They find a sleeping bag, a bed, and a pile of blankets. The priest, being a gentleman offers the nun the bed and takes the sleeping bag for himself.
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That Moment When…
That Moment When…
The Golden Fish
The Golden Fish
The Smuggler
A man crosses the border each morning on a donkey…
…and each day, his donkey is loaded with only bags of straw. When he reaches the bridge marking the border, the tax collectors search his bags to calculate what duty he must pay on his exports. Every day, they find nothing. And yet, in the evening, after their shift has finished and they are in the tea houses or restaurants in the city, they see the same man spending lots of money and boasting that he is in fact a smuggler and that no one can catch him.
In A Supermarket
A man went into a supermarket asking to buy half a cauliflower.
The young greens produce assistant told him that they sold only whole cauliflowers.
Hunting Flies
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her Husband standing around with a fly swatter
What are you doing?” She asked.
“Hunting Flies” He responded.
Two guys get called up for military service
Two guys get called up for military service.
Coincidentally, they both live in the same street so they share a ride.
The cutest face, when…
The cutest face, when…
That Moment When…
That Moment When…
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Cute Puppy In A Bowl
Cute Puppy In A Bowl
