The Reason Why She Married Me
I asked my wife why she married me.
She said, “Because you’re really funny!”
An Advertisement
A man placed an advertisement,
“Wife wanted”.
A Funny Student
Student: “Can I go to the bathroom?”
Teacher: “It’s ‘may.'”
This Is A Library
A man walks into a library and orders a hamburger.
The librarian says, “This is a library.”
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Books About Paranoia
A man walks into a library and asks the librarian for books about paranoia.
She whispers, “They’re right behind you!”
In A Hairsalon
A man came to a hairdresser. He showed to the hairdresser with gestures that he was deaf and mute.
Fortunately, the hairdresser knew a few gestures in sign language. And started to communicate with the man.
The Most Interesting Thing
Today I got a strong urge to buy my wife flowers.
She accepted them with tears in her eyes saying,
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29th Of February
Yesterday my boss gave me the timetable.
I’ve checked it and told my boss that she made a mistake in the timetable because there is no 29th of February this year.
House Works
Today my husband and I decided to split up the house works.
So it was his turn to wash the dishes.
A Course In Self-Defense
The other day, 2 guys came up to me on the street. One of them said,
“Give me your mobile phone, quickly.”
Classmate
Today in the park, I met my classmate that I hadn’t seen since school ended.
She was with her husband and 2 kids, and I
A 26 Miles Long Swimming Race
An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman all entered a 26 miles long swimming race.
After 12 miles the Scottish man gets tired and drops out.
An Old Man
When I went to lunch today, I noticed an old man sitting on a park bench sobbing his eyes out. I stopped and asked him what was wrong. He told me,
“I have a 22 years old wife at home. She rubs my back every morning and then gets up and makes me pancakes, sausage, fresh fruit, and freshly ground coffee.”
Question And Answer
Girl: So, how many times a day do you shave?
Man: Well, about 15-20 times every day.
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Question And Answer
What is the difference between a mathematician and a philosopher?
The mathematician only needs paper, pencil, and a trash bin for his work – the philosopher can do without the trash bin.
