A Wife Is Missing
A man goes to a police station… “My wife is missing! She went out yesterday and has not come home…”
Sergeant at Police Station: “What is her height?”
Three Rich Guys
Three rich guys bury a friend.
First throws a thousand bucks into the coffin, saying “I want you to never need anything in the next life”.
In The Beginning
In the beginning
God said, “Adam, I want you to do something for Me.”
Adam said, “Gladly, Lord, what do You want me to do?”
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A Blond At A Dentist
A blonde walked into the dentist’s office and sat down in the chair.
The dentist said “Open Wide”
For Men Only
A blonde walks into a bar that has a sign marked: “For Men Only”.
“I’m sorry, ma’am,” says the bartender. “We only serve men in this place.”
Question And Answer
Q: “Why did the computer go to the doctor?”
A: “Because it had a virus!”
State Capitals
A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of state capitals. She proudly says,
“Go ahead, ask me, I know all of them.”
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A Guy And A Blond Are On A Date
A guy and a blond are on a date, and after dinner and a movie, they head on up to that city’s makeout spot “Lookout Point”, where things get a little hot and heavy. Then the guy leans over,
I Must Warn You
A young woman goes to the hospital to have her baby. No husband or boyfriend is present. The woman has her baby and then the nurse comes in and says,
“I must warn you your baby is black.” The woman says
I Have A Dollar
A man goes into a bar and seats himself on a stool. The bartender looks at him and says,
“What’ll it be buddy?” The man says,
He Asked Her Name
A guy spots a nice looking girl in a bar goes up and starts small talk. Seeing that she didn’t back off he asked her name.
“Carmen,” she replied.
The Genie Joke
Three men, a Canadian, Osama Bin Ladin and President Bush are out walking together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.
“I will give each of you one wish, that’s three wishes total,” says the Genie.
Drink Beer
There’s a big conference of beer producers. At the end of the day, all of the presidents of all beer companies decide to have a drink in a bar.
The president of ‘Budweiser’ orders a Bud, the president of ‘Miller’ orders a Miller Lite, Adolph Coors orders a Coors, and the list goes on. Then the waitress asks Arthur Guinness what he wants to drink, and much to everybody’s amazement, Mr. Guinness orders a Coke!
Complaining About Her Husband
An angry wife was complaining about her husband spending all his free time in a bar. So one night he took her along with him.
“What will you have?” he asked.
Didn’t Think
Jack, a handsome man, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM.
He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV as the 10:00 news came on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump.
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The Reason Why She Married Me
I asked my wife why she married me.
She said, “Because you’re really funny!”
