A Frightening Story
A teacher told her young class to ask their parents for a family story with a moral at the end of it and to return the next day to tell their stories.
In the classroom the next day, Sam gave his example first,
A Complicated Lawsuit
A young lawyer was defending a wealthy businessman in a complicated lawsuit. Unfortunately, the evidence was against his client, and he feared the worst. So the lawyer asked the senior partner of the law firm if it would be appropriate to send the judge a box of cigars as a bribe. The partner was horrified.
The Maid
A guy dials his home and a strange woman answers.
The guy says, “Who is this?”
Power Of Attorney
The madam opened the brothel door to see a rather dignified, well-dressed good looking man in his late 40s or early 50s.
“May I help you?” she asked.
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A Farmer And His Donkey
A farmer decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the trucking company responsible for the accident to court.
In court, the trucking company’s fancy lawyer was questioning the farmer, “Didn’t you say, at the scene of the accident, ‘I’m fine,'” asked the lawyer.
A Group Of Psychiatrists
A group of psychiatrists was attending a convention. Four of them decided to leave and walked out together. One said to the others,
“People are always coming to us with their guilt and fears, but we have no one that we can go to when we have problems.”
A Man And A Beggar
A man walks past a beggar every day and gives him 2.00 dollars. That continues for a year. Then suddenly the daily donation changes to 1.50 dollars.
“Well,” the beggar thinks, “it’s still better than nothing.”
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Adam Was Asking Questions
After spending some time with Eve, Adam was walking in the Garden with God. He told God how much Eve means to him and how blessed he feels to have her and began to ask questions.
Adam, “Lord, Eve is beautiful. Why did you make her so beautiful?”
A New Job As A Trainee
A man joined a big multinational company as a trainee…
On his first day, he dialed the kitchen and shouted into the phone,
A Three Years Old Child
A three years old child walked up to a pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in the doctor’s office. He inquisitively asked the lady,
“Why is your stomach so big?”
A Bet
My little son got a balloon on Valentine’s day. He accidentally let it go and it floated to the ceiling. Days later it was still up there.
I said, “Be patient, it will come down.”
Saturday Morning
Saturday morning I got up early dressed quietly,… made my lunch, grabbed the dog, slipped quietly into the garage to hook the boat up to the truck,… and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour. There was snow mixed with the rain and the wind was blowing. I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad throughout the day. I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed. There I cuddled up to my wife’s back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered,
Three Women
Three women: one engaged, one married, and one a mistress. Are chatting over lunch and the conversation turns to their relationships. They decided that night to surprise their men. All three would wear a black leather bra and thong, heels, and a mask over their eyes.
The Wedding Night
A young couple on their wedding night were in their honeymoon suite. As they were undressing for bed, the husband, a big burly man, tossed his trousers to his new bride and said,
“Here, put these on.”
Birthday Gift For Her
John was talking to his friend at the bar, and said,
“I don’t know what to get my wife for her birthday – she has everything, and besides,… she can afford to buy anything she wants, so I’m stuck.”
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Real Alligator Shoes
A young blonde was on vacation. She wanted a pair of real alligator shoes, but she didn’t want to pay high prices. After becoming very frustrated with the “no haggle” attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted,
