A blonde was taking private pilot lessons. It was time for her to take her test.

The instructor told her to go up 500 feet and radio back. Then he instructed her to go up to 1000 feet and radio back. Again, he instructed her to go up to 2000 feet and radio back, to 3000 and radio back, and so on. She took the helicopter up to 500 feet and radioed back. She was doing well, so she went on up to 1000 feet and radioed back. Still doing well, she went on up to 2000 feet, 3000…

There is a burning building. Three girls, a redhead, a brunette, and a blond, climbed to the roof of it. On the street firemen were holding a blanket for them to jump in. A fireman cried to the brunette,

A blonde man and a redhead woman were married and about to have a baby. In the hospital, he held his wife’s hand as she went through a trying birth. In the end, there were two little, nice girls. The blonde guy turned to the wife and angrily said ”Well, tell me now, who is the other’s father!”

A blonde went to her mailbox, looked in it, closed the door of it, and went back in the house.

A few minutes later she went to her mailbox, looked in it, closed the door of it, and went back into the house again.