Bill Clinton is looking out of the window of the oval office and he notices that someone has urinated the message, ‘BILL SUCKS!’ on a wall outside the White House. Furious, he orders the FBI to take urine and handwriting samples from every member of the White House staff and to find the culprit immediately.

A week later, the FBI director calls. ‘Mr. President, I have good news and bad news,’ he says. ‘The good news is that the urine belongs to Bob Dole.’

‘And the bad news?’ Clinton demands.
After a slight pause, the director replies, ‘Sir, the handwriting belongs to your wife!’