A little boy came down for breakfast one morning and asked his grandma, “Where’s mom and dad?” to which she replied: “They’re up in bed.” The little boy started to giggle, ate his breakfast and went out to play. Then he came back in for lunch and asked his grandma, “Where’s mom and dad?” and she replied, “They’re still up in bed.” Again the little boy started to giggle, ate his lunch and went out to play. Then the little boy came in for dinner and once again he asked his grandma, “Where’s mom and dad?” His grandmother replied, “They’re still up in bed.” The little boy started to laugh and his grandmother asked, “What gives? Every time I tell you they’re still up in bed, you start to laugh!

What is going on here?” The little boy replied, “Well last night daddy came into my bed room and asked me for the Vaseline, and I gave him super glue.”