Two virgins get married and go on their honeymoon.

Unfortunately, neither of them knows what to do so they call the groom’s mother for advice. The mother says that they should sit together on the bed, kiss and snuggle, and things should happen from there.

The newlyweds do that but nothing happens.

The groom calls his mother back again and asks what to do now?

She says that they should take off their clothes, get under the covers, and nature should take its course.

They follow her advice but still nothing.

He calls his mother again. By the time she is getting frustrated, and says, “Listen dumbass! Just take the biggest thing you’ve got and stick it in her hairiest spot!”

The groom is quiet for a moment and then asks his mother, “Okay, so I’ve got my nose in her armpit — now what?”