A man has to leave for a few days and wants to find a temporary home for his parrot.
As he knows the priest also has a parrot, he decides to ask him if he can watch his.
“No way.” The priest says. “All your parrot knows is how to curse. That’s not good for my parrot, as all mine does is pray.”
“But your parrot will be able to teach my parrot for some manners.” The man points out.
After thinking for a while the priest agrees. He takes him to his house and puts him next to his own parrot.
“I want sex, I want sex.” The parrot says.
“Hallelujah.” The other one says. “My prayers have been answered!”