Two midgets go into a hotel, with two girls. They take them to their separate hotel rooms.

The first midget is unable to get an erection. His depression is enhanced by the fact that, from the next room, he hears his friend’s voice,

“One, two, three…uughh!”, and so all night long.

In the morning, the second midget asks the first,

“How did it go?”

The first answeres, “It was so embarrassing. I simply couldn’t get a hard-on.”

The second midget shook his head.

“You think that’s embarrassing?” he asked.

“I couldn’t even get on the bed”