Two guys get called up for military service.

Coincidentally, they both live in the same street so they share a ride.

During the ride, one says to the other: “I’m going to tell you right now, they will disqualify me for military service.”

The other replies: “Really? How can you be so sure?”

“I’ll tell you later.” The first guy answers.

Anyway, they get there and the first guy needs to go in for medical inspection. Before he goes into the room he slips 100 dollars between his ass cheeks and walks into the doctor’s office.

After a couple of checks, the doctor says: “I’m confident you’ll make a fine infantryman. I just have to check your backside.”

So the guy drops his pants and his underwear and bends over.

“Oh dear,” the doctor says “I’m afraid I’m going to have to disqualify you, you’ve got hemorrhoids.”

So the guy walks out and tells his friend about it.

“Just slip 100 dollars between your ass cheeks and you’ll be fine!” He says.

So the guy stands there, thinking about it and about the fact that 100 dollars is a lot of money. So he takes 10 dollars out of his wallet, slips it between his ass cheeks and walks into the doctor’s office.

After a couple of checks, the doctor says: “I’m confident you’ll make a fine infantryman. I just have to check your backside.”

So the doctor checks his backside and says that everything is fine and he passed the test!

The guy turns around and says “What! You just told my friend he was disqualified because of his hemorrhoids!”

“Yes,” replied the doctor “but his condition is ten times worse!”