A Russian dude enters a bar wearing a t-shirt saying, “Turks got 3 problems.”
As soon as he enters the bar a bunch of Turks stop him.
Turks: you come in our country and have the balls to insult us.
Russian: that’s your first problem. you guys gets offended so easily.
Turks: Let’s get him outside.
Russian: that’s your second problem. you wanna solve everything with violence.
They gets outside of the bar and Turks starts taking their knives out
Russian: that’s your third problem. you bring knives to a gunfight.